I don't disagree with the merits of tertiary education at all, however I did leave with the foul-tasting impression that it was too fucking easy, that it is simply the preserve of aimless wealthy kids looking to dodge "real-life" for another few years. I'm talking about the arts faculty specifically here.
Anyway, if a kid can't learn to spell, that kid is a fucking moron. Everyone makes spelling mistakes, I very seldom see perfect grammar in anything that hasn't been conscientiously edited. But for fucks sake try. Or is that for fuck's sake?
I liked this bit:
"Professor Wells also said it was time to dispel the idea that correct spelling was a mark of being educated."
Its also appears that the time has come to dispel the idea that the title "Professor" is a 'mark of being educated'. Cunt.
'It seems highly likely that one of the reasons Britain and other Englishspeaking* countries have problems with literacy is because of our spelling and the burden it places on children."
Britain has a problem with literacy because children here are allowed to be stupid as a result of people like this going around saying that learning something so basic as SPELLING is a "burden". And kids here ARE stupid, observe:
And finally:
Oh I don't know...you're all illiterate...?
*I reckon this should be hyphenated .
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I told you that would piss you off.
Class warrior.
shut it utopia.
I agree on all parts. Especially about the hyphen.
You've got to love the privileged class-confused*. People on council estates never seem to suffer the same confusion.
*please delete (hyphen) as appopriate.
it should be 'fuck's sake'. As in the sake belongs to fuck.
Fucker.
My favourite is 'your stupid'.
I think stupidity is considered a 'condition' now, like deafness, or spina bifida, or being african-american, and therefore cannot be discriminated against. It doesn't matter though because in reality you can sit there taking the piss all you want and the stupid fuckers don't even realise you're doing it. Haha! Take that, plebs!
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